Gettin' Loko


You get funny looks when you buy eight cans of Four Loko from a little gas station on the outskirts of Sumter, South Carolina. But you also get to hear funny stories and words of warning from the convenience store clerks as you check out.

“Girl, I drank half the can and stayed up till 4 a.m. the next day. I slept for like 12 hours after that and woke up with the worst hangover ever. It lasted for a whole day. I wanted to die.”

Hmm… Can’t wait to try one.